
rich people paid 100k to go to trump’s 1 year anniversary party and he’s not gonna even be there because he has to stay in DC to deal with the government shutdown
some rich people even paid 250k to sit at the same dinner table as trump………
this is like dashcon but for the super rich power elites I’m screaming
this is like fyre festival but
oh so much better
I am cackling now
(via egberts)
I was taking pics of this kitten sitting on her mom when her sister came to square up
(Source: fartgallery, via thebootydiaries)
that boy you just called a krusty krab? his name is patrick
(via thebootydiaries)
if u don’t kiss ur cat on their tiny soft little forehead wtf are u even doing
Yelling at her for trying to eat plastic
(Source: joaquinterrero, via egberts)
I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”
I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:
I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS
They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number
hence:
This post got better since I re-blogged it earlier.
frqp:
somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me
im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…
I was typing kind of dumb WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON.
i bet u thought this post was finally dead
well the memes start coming, and they dont stop coming
grabbing all the breadsticks, I’ll leave the shop running
didn’t make sense not to live for
gun
your left side’s beef but your pizza none
So much to post so much to see so much John Cena on my live feed
very meme, such impress. how
u learn these knows. so amaze. wow.HEY NOW
YOU’RE A MEME STAR
Get the rarest. PEPE!
HEY NOW
HERE COME DAT BOI
O shit. Waddup.
And that dress was white and gooold
Everybody craves those mineralllllls.
(Source: ewanenoellav, via perks-of-being-chinese)